Macbeth and his friend were making their way home in the daily passenger. The train stopped at a platform. A vendor approached his window.
“Buy my chaai sir, help this poor man and you will become famous tomorrow”
Macbeth bought the chaai. On the way home, he pushed his friend from the train so he could be famous as a murderer. Unfortunately nobody noticed and it passed off as an accident. He went home and set fire to his own house so he could become famous as a psycho. It started raining heavily that moment and the fire wouldn’t catch.
The next day, the papers bore his photo and the headlines read, “Chaai Poisoning Vendors strike again : One dead, several sick.”
Prophecies never lie.